my name~

everyone has a name...
including me~ *start from da basic essay format*
ok fine...
my name is Yew Weng Sze~
chinese name is XXX~
remember,
its YEW WENG SZE~~~~
why do i need to emphasize my name here??

tiz started whn i was 5 yrs old....
my eng teacher..
she dono hw to read my name..
so...
SHE CHANGED MY NAME!!!!!
yew weng sze become yew weng sie!!!!
sze - sie
swt...

primary sch...
almost every yr da teachers pronounce my name WRONGLY!!
yew weng sze..
obviously its sze, pronounce as [C],
but those teachers pronounce it as [ZU]...
haix...

secondary sch..
same mistake...
sze become zu...
totally depressed n frustrated...
n form 5...
tis yr...
WORSE
have no idea whn,
my name sze become see!!!!!
SEE?!
my frens laughed like shit...
my mum laughed too...
FINE~~~~

da worst part was graduation time,
we're havin rehearsal,
da teacher did it on PORPOSE!!!
she called out my name as yew weng's....
YEW WENG'S ?!
WHERE DA HECK IS MY SZE??????
again...
frustrated...
frens LAUGHED OUT LOUD~~~~~

geez...
cant believe my name can cause so many unwanted jokes..
again..
YEW WENG SZE!!!!!
ITS YEW WENG SZE!!!!
DONO HOW TO PRONOUNCE?
U WENG Z!!!!
GOT IT?!